The Birds in the Lake with a Chainsaw

They haven't found the hand

that wielded the sword 

that cut the boughs and took them to the shore.

The police are no nearer 

Colonel Mustard has an alibi. 

I believe I saw a War Room form 

of local interested parties

planning the deed some years before.

It took them a while to save up for the chainsaw.

They never did like being so close to the water.